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May 23 2018

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harder-than-you-think:

Cindy Wilson of The B-52’s, late 70’s.

May 22 2018

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badamazonfinds:

comic sans

what the fuck

what the fuck????

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imaginarycomics:

this feels like a procedurally generated vice article

May 20 2018

20:26
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goyangiiart:

it’s going to rain this week

May 19 2018

19:18

deadhawke:

deadhawke:

I’m sorry but when was someone going to tell me that in the year of our lord 2018 that the fucking Backstreet Boys put out a new song

This……might be the most bizarre thing to happen in 2018

My 8 year old self would be thrilled tho

@superqueerpasta 2018 is a fever dream 

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May 18 2018

22:43
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lilah80:

azephirin:

amy-vic:

merfology:

talesfromweirdland:

I never post .GIFs, but I have to make one exception here. These are images from  “Pinball Number Count”, a very funky segment of 1970s Sesame Street. It debuted in 1977 and was still very much around when I was young. It’s a lovely slice of pure Seventies.

The vocals were done by the Pointer Sisters.

this was one of my favorite Sesame Street segments

show of hands, who’s got the song in their head now? *raises both hands*

That was my favorite part of Sesame Street!

Here’s a video.

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snowysaur:

dog

19:30

jenniferrpovey:

helen007900:

jenniferrpovey:

lily-ackerman:

enscenic:

cosplay-in-the-usa:

rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

image

A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

So anyway…. *tiny incoherent cough exhumes from spider* Here’s Wonderwall.

bwa ha ha ha

I hesitated before posting, but I bet I know what’s going on here. The plucking was pretty rhythmic, right?

Male spiders pluck the webs of female spiders in a pattern to determine if the female is interested.

That spider was trying to mate with your violin…

Ahh so it’s a boy(I just assume every insect I see is a girl) that’s such a cute mating ritual!

He just wants love!

The behavior would indicate that it is a male. Only females weave webs. Male spiders have to be careful not to be mistaken for prey and eaten, so they pluck the web. Poor thing didn’t exactly get any this time!

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perinmclean:

I heard they were doing a …ReBoot…reboot. It made me think of how much I adored the original as a kid. Bob was one of my first crap-rendered crushes, that is…until Enzo grew up and turned into… Turbo dream Daddy

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aunicornappeared:

“I believe in you” Unicorn Pins

Pink | Blue | Yellow | Purple

Please do not delete the source. This is not a sponsored post.

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linusquotes:

 Mat Gleason  

Linus Quotes

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linusquotes:

Wesley Snipes

Linus Quotes

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linusquotes:

Ray Bradbury, Long After Midnight

Linus Quotes

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May 17 2018

22:00

goldenshuri:

verylargefrogs:

derezzcartes:

*hears thunder* thor if thats u bitch i love u

This is Zeus erasure

Zeus deserves to be erased

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spongebobsquarepants:

arielsojourner:

cienie-isengardu:

Surrounded by incompetents. You are the only one who has not tested my ire.

Is he … Is he talking to the mouse droid?

Me with my roomba

17:00

wizard-lizards:

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

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ark-of-eden:

yesterdaysprint:

The Tribune, Seymour, Indiana, October 29, 1909

“PRAISE THE SNAKE WHO DWELLS WITHIN THE SACRED BARREL OF THE HEARTH,” she cried, as all true bakers must cry and have cried for all their thousand years of hissssstory. “TO YOU WE OFFER THE FIRST FRUITS OF OUR FIELDS AND OUR LABOR!” The holy serpent bent toward the offering on the windowsill-altar and she flung her arms skyward in awe and in terror. “MAY SHE JUDGE OUR GIFTS WORTHY OF HER FAVOR! MAY WE BE SPARED THE SACRIFICE OF BLOOD THAT IS DEMANDED OF ALL FOUND WANTING! HAVE MERCY UPON YOUR BAKERS WHO, LIKE OUR MISTRESS, CRAWL UPON THE UNFORGIVING EARTH!!” The snake examined the ritual pie, which, as demanded by scripture, was stuffed with 418 sacred substances and marked with an A - a modern concession to limited available space, as it was short for AAAAAAAAAAAA, the written expression of ecstatic human worship.

Over the course of the next 15 minutes, she beheld the glory of the kitchen-goddess as it engulfed the offering and retreated back into its vessel, its midsection stretched around the huge disc of pie. She pressed her face into her trembling hands and wept with the joy of the saved.

Her family would live to bake for one more year.

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